Cell phone footage revealing a private team meeting of the Arizona Cardinals has exposed a suprise plan coach Whisenhunt has strategized to elevate the Arizona Cardinals to 2008 Superbowl Champions.

"It's not unlike that Sandler flick The Waterboy," explained Whisenhunt to the starting line-up before Sunday's New England Patriots game where the Cardinals where smeared 47 to 7.

"We have the mack playbook like that scribbled notebook the Fonz put together and had stolen in The Waterboy.  The key is, we cannot allow other teams to run tape on this incredible offensive and defensive playbook.  We will pull it out during the playoffs and ram it up the ass of Dallas...or the Bears...or whoever this crazy wildcard race pans out."

Coach Whisenhunt went on to say, "we have already clinched...we are going to lose every game until our playoff game in order to keep our playbook a secret...no one can run tape on us therefore they won't know what is hittin' em.  Kurt, YOU will be allowed to throw for over 300+ yards every game until we win the Superbowl.  We will keep this playbook in our back pocket until necessary and until then we will suck like Danny Bonduce in a downtown Phoenix gay bar."

Kurt Warner was heard saying, "Praise the Lord, Ken...that is a glorious plan.  I prayed last night questioning the ethics of this 'hidden playbook' and Jesus told me that it was all right with him."

Since the Cardinals clinched the first NFC West division championship in 33 years they have played atrocious football ...disgusting....even being called losers by die hard fans, a plight the Detroit Lions are currently criticized. 

Joe Buck was quoted saying, "whoever faces the Cardinals can look forward to starting their secondary.  The Cardinals suck!"

The Arizona Cardinals, formerly the St. Louis Cardinals and former to that the Chicago Cardinals have never played in a Superbowl, an albatross that has haunted the team as 'ultimate losers' for over 100 years...even more pathetic than the sack-of-shit franchise known as the Chicago Cubs.

The Cardinals have been panned by both press and public as evidenced in this recent NFL flop poll: 

http://www.philly.com/inquirer/polls/36361734.html?results=y