1)  Cubs fans shouldn't think that 'this' years line-up is the dream-team that will propel them into the World Series.  DeRosa was likely juicing in 2008 and Derrek Lee is a piece of shit.  It should be noted that Alfonso Soriano is considering a Geritol commercial.

2)  Cubs fans shouldn't think that stupid sing-a-long songs like, "Go Cubs Go" and "When the Cubs Win the World Series" are cool.  Further, Harry Caray was the only one ever allowed to sing, "Take Me Out To The Ballpark" outside of the seventh inning stretch.  It's annoying enough hearing Harry do it.

3) Cubs fans shouldn't think that celebrities such as Bill Murray and Eddie Vedder are true Cub fans.  There is a certain marketability to being a fan of those loveable losers.  They only pledge allegiance because it helps them sell movies and itunes.

4)  Cubs fans shouldn't boast that chick Cub fans are the hottest fans in baseball.  It only proves the fact that hot chicks love to have a gay friend.

5) Cubs fans should stick with an actual Cub as a mascot and shouldn't think Ronnie "Woo-woo" Wickers is a cool mascot.  Anyone who has sat in his section for more than three innings will admit to the headache created by his insesent chanting of, " Cubs, WOO...!  Big Z, WOO...!  Cubs, WOO...!"  If the guy bagging your groceries at the supermarket acted out like this you would complain to the manager. 

6)  Cubs fans shouldn't believe that they are the most loyal fans in baseball.  There are several dynasty {real} teams that have more dedicated fans than the Cubs, and it is tired hearing that Cubs fans are so loyal and true by maintaining their optimistic attitude towards the on-coming season.  Quite the opposite, it is pathetic.

7)  Cubs fans shouldn't blame goat curses and dumb-ass fans for the team's historically dismal performance.  Though watching devotees such as Steve Bartman make it fun to watch Cub games, the lousy players are the only ones truly to blame for the year after year disappointment that are the Chicago Cubs.

8)  Cubs fans shouldn't think that they will win the Series this year.  It most certainly will not occur during the 21st century.  Likely never.