SoCoolAZ.com CEO Chips O'Toole announced that the website will be up and running by January 26th, 2008.  This is an extension of the last unsuccessful re-launch date, December 16th, 2006. 

"We want to thank comic genius Michael Richards for mugging our homepage in the absence of new content," O'Toole is quoted saying at an unattended press conference at the Pointe Hilton Resort this past Tuesday.  "Of course race, politics, and the war in Iraq have been factors in the delay of the site reopening...as well as some rumored "local issues", {staff chemical dependancy} that I will not elaborate on at this time."

It is unclear what direction the website will take in order to generate income, an issue cited by several former CEO's as a small problem with the busines model.

O'Toole promises the new site to include "garden variety celebrity hash", in depth editorial comment, as well as SoCoolAZ.com's staple political satire. 

Road to the White House political coverage from SoCoolAZ.com's own politico reporting team { known simply as SUCK MY CAUCUS } will be on the road until November 7th gathering the latest coverage at all stops along the campaign trail.