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Heath Ledger Dies Of Rare Mullet Syndrome
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Showing off mullet cut, bad shirt in NYC nightclub; Found dead next morning
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Confidential sources have revealed to SoCoolAZ.com that actor Heath Ledger has died from a rare disease related to his haircut.  Footy Mullet Syndrome, more commonly known as Mullinoma can strike at any time and is extremely deadly.

The footy mullet consists of a fauxhawk that is long in the back.  It is very popular among the Australian sporting culture, particularly the Rugby League and Australian-rule Football communities, most commonly seen on men of Polynesian descent.  Often these front-cuts are highlighted by tribal tattoos and singlets.

Wearers of this style haircut are 75% more likely to contract Mullinoma than persons wearing the Skullet, Frullet, Momullet, Camaro Cut or the Mulldina (typically a female worn mullet).  

Safer versions, namely the Kentucky Waterfall, the Dirt Stick and the Sphynx have not shown any symptoms of Mullinoma, to date.

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Added: May 10, 2009. 07:18 PM PST
wow you fucking assholes
Anonymous
Added: August 23, 2008. 05:13 PM PST
Mullet?
That's just long,. slicked back hair. Mullet is "business in the front, party in the back."

If you're going to make bad jokes, at least *start* with a wisp of reality.

This is no more funny than suggesting he died of starvation from having buck teeth. See? Not funny either... cause it doesn't even touch on truth.

I could send you some pointers on actual humor. There's tasteless humor: that stuff is funny. Your stuff is merely tasteless. I won't bother coming back to this site.
Anonymous
Added: July 26, 2008. 02:48 PM PST
I loved the new batman
The Dark Knight kicked your ass Heath!
Anonymous
Added: July 24, 2008. 09:43 PM PST
Cruel
Jokes about dead people, real funny.
Cyndi
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