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Confidential sources have revealed to SoCoolAZ.com that actor Heath Ledger has died from a rare disease related to his haircut. Footy Mullet Syndrome, more commonly known as Mullinoma can strike at any time and is extremely deadly.
The footy mullet consists of a fauxhawk that is long in the back. It is very popular among the Australian sporting culture, particularly the Rugby League and Australian-rule Football communities, most commonly seen on men of Polynesian descent. Often these front-cuts are highlighted by tribal tattoos and singlets.
Wearers of this style haircut are 75% more likely to contract Mullinoma than persons wearing the Skullet, Frullet, Momullet, Camaro Cut or the Mulldina (typically a female worn mullet).
Safer versions, namely the Kentucky Waterfall, the Dirt Stick and the Sphynx have not shown any symptoms of Mullinoma, to date.
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