As I finished watching back-to-back episodes of A&E's The Two Corey's it struck me...Corey Feldman bugs me. Not that Corey Haim is too endearing, but Feldman is relatively good looking, has a hot as balls wife, a pimp-ass house and a life that looks like it is relatively simple. What an asshole.
I was a huge fan of their films...License to Drive, Lost Boys, but as I watch this show I find myself taking quiet satisfaction in the fact that Corey Haim is a burned-out, molested junkie...what a douche-bag. Does anyone really want to hear him whine? The struggles of sobriety? The fact that he was sucking cock at 14? Will he or will he not commit to doing Lost Boys 2? Please...this must be reality TV because this guy is a real loser. And he isn't good looking anymore...he looks like a roided out zit-head. Nice acne, prick.
But as my attention shifts towards Corey Feldman, I find myself getting angry. This guy was always playing second fiddle to Haim in their films together...he was clearly not the good looking one and he wasn't near as funny. Come on, he was cast as a frog brother! So why do I think he is such an asshole? Because I completely covet his life! I want the hot wife who adores me. I want disposable income earned from doing lame National Lampoon flicks. I want a huge house decked out with the finest furnishings. I want to do cute things with my hot wife like committing to quit smoking and Maxim photo shoots. Did I mention that I totally want to fuck his wife? What does she see in this goonie? When this marriage inevitably breaks up, I'll be lookin' for you Sprague. We gonna get it on.
Check SLIDE SHOW for a peek at this little tart. You tell me...what does she see in him?
if you dont believe me feel free to goto my myspace page and see personal picture of me with them...
I first meet corey feldmen and haim at the same time were about the same age, I was actuially best freiends with feldmens brother Edan thats how i meet the coreys...
LOL
I had just retired and was balling thru las vegas gambing throwing parties with my hot ass girl friend and invied Corey Feldmen to join me in vegas, he shows up with his girlfriend befroe suzie was around infact at this time Suzi was only 17 i think but anyway so he shows up and has no money asks me to get and pay for his room, I am totally balling so i laugh and do it because he is one of my favorate actors i grew up watching and loving licenced to drive, dream a little dream, goonies, stand by me i can go on and on,
and oh by the way cory haim was much more famous an child actor then feldmen and did more movies and was always the lead role, feldmen alsways played second fiddle to haim eveyone knows that just watch the movies.
so were in vegas i pay for his room and hes all up in my room doing drugs and partying with this fuckin fine ass chick i forget her name ? a blonde any way so i paid for his rooom for like three nights and then that was it but i was still in vegas....
so me an my girlfriend are partying in our 2000 square foot suit in MGM Grand, and its like 3 am in the morning and there is a pounding at the door and we tiptoe to the door and there is feldmen trying to get in banging on the door werer all like playin like were not there because hes a leach and money pit, and were laughing hes like I need money to get my car out of the parking lot plase just give me some money so i felt bad and slipped a 100 dollaar bill under the door after he would not leave my door 30 mins...
thats just one story....
I actually gave Corey the idea to do the reality TV show the serearl life and he pitched my idea, but i let it go becuase i had noting in writing and hes patitic...
i remember being at feldmens house and haime was living with him and haim was stung out on SOMAS and he was next to death the worst i ever saw anyone, and feldmen was monitoring hes meds it was very sad to see my two favorate actor in such a state, but thats what La fame and money will do to anyone even brittney murphy and i knew her too.
I remeber when feldmen first dated susui and meet me in vegas and she had a crush on me she was like 18 and hiting on me my girlfriend caught wind of it and kicked her and feldmen out of our suite almost beat her ass....
the storys can go on and on...
feldmen and haim were brook always and since i knew them and maybe made a little money on there series a&e but are being suied for a million dolllars and that house you saw feldmen in was rendted by the sutio and those arent his cars either when i meeet him he was driving a nissan pathfinder and living in a house with 4 other guys and could not afford rent but goes around life feeding off other peoples money because they want to hang around someone famous they will put up with it for only so long.
My good friend Ryan was juiced by feldmen and payed out over 100K dollars over the years as being his friend and finnaly had too cut the cord....
I give feldmen props for keeping a good public image and looking like hes a baller even though hes brook and not an a or b or c acotr, got to give him props for that....
funny what people think or believe and what is the truth and reality.....
This does need a followup story for this dumbass. What a train wreck Corey Haim is. And who the fuck is Todd Bridges to tell him to sober up? And who is Pauley Shore to say anything? I will say one thing. I agree with this article. Feldmans house is sick. What an asshole.
I think Feldman rocks. He is ovblivious to everything around him. You think once his hot ass wife starts making some real money she is gonna stick with that midget??? Hell no She'll be suckin John Mayer's cock in no time! I love that Feldman has no idea he is being played and that his life is so great. She's got it all covered by havin a kid with him. If she doesn't make it, she'll always have the child support to fall back on, and if she does make it, well, bye bye midget. He'll be back in Dream a little Dream III with Haim in no time doin 8-balls in their trailer!!! Oh and by the way, the best part of that show is when Feldman went to the jeweler and wanted to pay 1k to upgrade her wedding ring 2 karats!!! hahaha I wonder how much the first ring was priced if he thought he could get another 2 karats for 1k!!
