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GM Make Their Move on the $ 700 Billion; Promises Change
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Revamped business plan has GM vying for government bailout cash

The new President, CEO of General Motors Fritz Henderson announced a new business strategy today in an attempt to stop the bleeding of $ 1 Billion per quarter or $ 4 Billion in annual losses.

"Without going into too much detail, the strategy is based on the same idea as the play/movie The Producers...Instead of trying to produce a quality product we will intentionally build only the worst of the worst vehicles.  It will be like all of our vehicles are the Pinto or the Gremlin. These vehicles will be our Springtime for Hitler."

Henderson went on to say that the idea came to him while he was actually watching the movie over the weekend.

"Lookout Biallystock and Bloom...Here comes Henderson and GM!!!" He proclaimed as he raised a mighty fist. He went on to explain that he knew it was the right move for GM when later that evening he watched the Seinfeld episode where George does everything the opposite of what he did before and becomes wildly successful.

"It was too much of a coincidence to view these two like-themed shows in one day. I had to act on it immediately.  It's like a sign from above!  Production of the worst vehicles we can make will begin immediately.  First to be scrapped, the Cadillac Escalade.  We will talk again Q1 2009."

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