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Published 09/22/2009 - 1:30 p.m. PST

Who Knew: Tennis Lessons:  $ 600.00 !
Scazinski on Tax Rebate - Blow it!

North Phoenix resident Bob Scazinski has opted to spend his recently received $ 600 IRS stimulus check on beer, cigarettes and tennis equipment.  "I heard a shreik from outside my house...when I looked out the window I saw Bob at his mailbox howling towards the sky...there were beer cans everywhere!"

Published 03/24/2009 - 4:00 p.m. PST

  The gods are with us...! Tweaky was at the house until 10PM last night before he pooped out...he was using a cigarette lighter and flash light to check the tint. BUT, he did stay up all night, he didn't change his clothes for the third straight day and he WAS doing the tweak dance evidenced in this video.
Rating: -1
Published 09/23/2008 - 6:15 p.m. PST

Four-star restaraunteur - Pongeo proclaims drunken purchase of Rosewood Grille
After a drunken rage at the Flamingo casino, business owner Brian Pongeo puts a bid on Rosewood Grille

Days after the purchase of MyBikeTinleyPark, a Southside bike shop selling exclusive green bikes, new owner Brian Pongeo scoffs at figures stating 95% of new business' go under within the first 24 months.  "We've got this Vegas convention coming up next month and I want the four-star treatment!  Vegas had better realize that Pongeo is coming to town and that Pongeo is a high-roller!"  proclaimed a defiant Pongeo.

 
Published 09/20/2008 - 7:41 p.m. PST

Bill Heard Chevrolet
Scottsdale Chevrolet Dives into Mismanagement

Scottsdale's Bill Heard Chevrolet dealership was shut down the 12th of this month. It is now set to re-opening under a new management team. This comes as quite a shock as the odds of this dealership EVER re-opening seemed insurmountable, even less likey in the short ten day time frame.

Published 05/10/2008 - 11:44 p.m. PST

Peter Griffin
Subway pitchman Peter Griffin allegedly influence Karmil in his off color humor
Taos, NM - Oy Via, I write during my travels, visiting relatives in New Mexico before the next tennis slam and I have to report on the shmuzga child in middle school who has taken the un-kosher Subway sandwich commercial to an all new meaning.
 
Published 04/29/2008 - 9:16 p.m. PST

St Patty Day, 2007; Bridgeman, Michigan
St Paddy Day 2007, the good ole days when Ted lived in the same time zone
Michigan resident Kenny Perkins was heard complaing about ex-roommate Ted Stager's late-night drunk dials at Bridgeman, Michigan pub The Getaway Saloon.

"I know that he made a big move taking that job in Mesa, but I can't support him through these drunken dials at midnight!"
Published 04/19/2008 - 6:11 p.m. PST

Happy 420
SoCoolAZ would like to express a more peaceful world environment. Start with you, today.

The editors of SoCoolAZ.com would like to take a time out.  Look at our world today...war, genocide, greed, corporate cannabalism.  Kick back, smoke 'em if ya got 'em.  What can we do induvidual to help make this world a better place?  Come up with anything?  Put it into play.  Happy 420,   SoCoolAZ.com

 
Published 01/23/2008 - 11:50 a.m. PST

Scazinski from homeowner to homeless.
Scazinski: From Homeowner to Homeless

Local resident Bob Scazinski says, “The economy is rough…I’ve had to resort to drinking the Natural Light.”

Rating: 15