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The Two Coreys: Two dipshits and a dunce
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UPDATE: ZIT HAIM DEAD OF OVERDOSE
JUNE 29, 2008
As I finished watching back-to-back episodes of A&E's The Two Corey's it struck me...Corey Feldman bugs me. Not that Corey Haim is too endearing, but Feldman is relatively good looking, has a hot as balls wife, a pimp-ass house and a life that looks like it is relatively simple. What an asshole.
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Paloma's back with her unique back-sided advice
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How important is foreplay? Do you enjoy lots of it?
How much is too much? Can sex be too long for a woman? Anonymous
Interesting that someone has posted these questions.....Almost identical to a debate with an Ex of mine....so for all you men who dont know how to satisfy your woman...Here you go: Foreplay is by far the most important part of sex...!!!
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Matt Drudge - Dickhead Antisemetic
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Ultra-conservative right wing petticoat?
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Secret Agent Man, aka Cobra Command?
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I am just a monkey man, glad you are a monkey too!
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Farewell to the chief, we can all breath a sigh of relief. For the dunce is done! How will we comedy writers have any fun? Over the years our satirical writing has improved but mainly because we have had such a bafoon to laugh and ridicule through his stutters and stammers, at what time did we bow our heads to the world...what manners?
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Paloma answers questions on your most intimate personal or outragous social questions
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Dear Palin:
Well first of all thank you and I am so honored to be on this wonderful website....As a professional on this topic...I can give you the answer you are asking about. However you will have to decide if you are a sweller or not. You see..God made many different penises.
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Jesse Helms suffers the wrath of God.
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Famous gay and civil rights activist Senator Jesse Helms died July 4th when his face melted after opening the ark of the covenant. "I told him to close his eyes," stated close friend Marilyn Manson, "But he was just so damned old and stubborn, he just stood there and looked."
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Tim Russert death has Vegas paying out
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After the death of Meet the Press host Tim Russert last week, the field was reorganized on what Vegas oddsmen call the 'Journalist Death Pool'. Russert, who was recently ranked in the 8th position paid out 1:12 odds on a $ 2.00 bet. Lou Dobbs tops list.
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The difference between digital and analog distortion will drive an early adopter MAD
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While watching HBO on Saturday night I caught Russell Crowe's Gladiator. Not only did I feel like a homo watching gladiator flicks, but also took a disgusted 'pee break' during an exciting fight scene while Comcast cable was playing out in some slow motion 'glitch' or 'blip' at the premium channel I was watching...DURING PRIMETIME!
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