
Richard Gere checked into Cedar Sinai hospital over the weekend to have a child's toy removed from his anus. Reports indicate a 'Zhu Zhu Pet' being stuck up his rectum. No stranger to the ER Gere had a similar instance a decade ago when he was treated in a nearby Los Angeles ER having 'a live gerbil' stuck up crawling in his poop-shoot.
I'm not condoning incest, but Papa John Phillips picked the wrong daughter to rape. I'm going to take some flack for that statement and it is important to point out again: I am not condoning incest, but wow - John Phillips really made the wrong choice in the 10-year consensual relationship with daughter MacKenzie - She is a dog! Bijou is certainly the 'hot' one in this family of hippies.
Estelle Getty, whose acting career bloomed late in life with her Emmy-winning performance as Sophia Petrillo, the wisecracking mother of Bea Arthur's character on the popular NBC sitcom "The Golden Girls," died Tuesday. She was 84.
Wow, I thought she died in like 1985, when her show did. In fact, I thought that is why they cancelled the Golden Girls. Where have I been?
SoCoolAZ.com CEO Chips O'Toole has posted bond for two troubled celebrities. O'Toole, who Monday was in a Syracuse court room bailing out Barenaked Ladies frontman Steven Page left upstate New York last night in order to hit the left coast to bail out troubled comic Andy Dick.
Prior to 'the Super Bowl' of reality television {MTV's Real World 20 year anniversary show} Real World Reunion XX, SoCoolAZ.com reporter Jerry Pancaque asked the tough questions from the red carpet.
"The first question is directed towards Puck of Season 3 - San Fransisco...Puck, knowing what you know now about Pedro having AIDS, would you still have eaten his peanut butter?"
As I finished watching back-to-back episodes of A&E's The Two Corey's it struck me...Corey Feldman bugs me. Not that Corey Haim is too endearing, but Feldman is relatively good looking, has a hot as balls wife, a pimp-ass house and a life that looks like it is relatively simple. What an asshole.
Wesley Snipes, the 45-year old comic actor made famous by films like Major League, Too Wong Fu Thanks for Everything and White Men Can't Jump was sentenced to 36 months in Florence Federal Correctional Complex, known as one of the hardest supermax prisons in the United States. Judge cites riot fear of the vampire.
