Death has come for GM, in the form of a dumb ass CEO and no one buying GM cars. What a surprise. Bad business decisions, inept management, shady finanical dealings and the badly designed new Corsica have put GM on the mile.

On the heels of a potential Microsoft/Yahoo merger, SoCoolAZ.com CEO Chips O'Toole has caused a splash of his own by aquiring thehooknosejew.com.   "We needed a spark. We also felt thehooknosejew.com was a sound investment and could add some racial diversity to SoCoolAZ.com," said O'Toole.

Donald Trump fired angry words towards the Bush administration regarding the replacement of former Fed chairman Alan Greenspan with Ben Bernanke, winner of NBC's hit reality TV show, The Apprentice.  "I would have told George to pick Omarosa ...she's gutsy, angry and black, just what this economy needs to kick it in the ass," trumpeted a red-faced Trump.

Although the phrase,"Let them eat cake" was supposedly coined by Marie-Antoinette before her beheading, I think it is totally appropriate for the Fed to tell these greedy wall street bankers from Bear Stearns and JP Morgan Chase to "Eat my ass."

Gordon Gecko did not wait very long in using his inside sources to pull the plug on Bear Stearns. Gecko liquidated the company {Bear Stearns} that on Friday was trading at $84 a share, brokering a deal with JP Morgan Chase for a shocking $2 per share. The broker on the JP Morgan end of the deal was none other than Larry "The Liquidator" Garfield. "I look at a hundred deals a day. I pick one, " boasted Gecko.  When asked why he needed to wreck Bear Stearns Gecko responded, "Because it's wreckable, all right!"

In 2007, Exxon Mobil Corp. posted the largest yearly profit by a U.S. company in the country's history. I will tell you this, I am not an investor in Exxon Mobile, but DAMN! Those guys know how to make the thing that gets you the bling. $40.6 Billion in profit? Halliburton would have to take over like 10 countries to do that. Wham, bam, thank you Saddam!